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You may have played all the games like Dead Trigger, and Zombie Apocalypse. You may have studied the movies and television shows like Walking Dead and Resident Evil in detail. But do you really, really think that you are prepared for the zombie apocalypse? Do you have the necessary tools to protect yourself and your family from such an onslaught? Not everyone has a spare crossbow lying somewhere in the basement. Don’t kid yourself. To be truly prepared, you need the Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit.

The Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit is put together by Gerber. We are not sure if Gerber are zombie survival experts but we do know that they certainly know their survival gear. So even if the “Zombie Apocalypse” never happens (you don’t get everything you want in life), the kit won’t be wasted as it can be put to use for emergencies and disasters.

The survival kit includes not one, not two but three machetes – the Gator, the Gator Pro and Parang. The Gator is double edged with both fine and serrated edges. The Gator Pro is one mean looking machete and can be used as a machete, axe, knife or zombie head lobber. The Parang, on the other hand, works like a traditional jungle machete. Its blade is made from high carbon stainless steel. All three machetes will cut through zombie flesh like a hot knife through butter. Remember, aim for the head.

The Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit also features three knives—the Epic, the DMF Folder, and the LMF II Infantry. The serrated edge Epic knife comes with a low profile, titanium-nitride coated blade and an integrated bottle opener built into the handle. The DMF Folder, on the other hand, boasts of a folding tanto blade and a compact design that makes it ideal for daily use. Made by a former military man, the LMF II measures 10 inches long and features lashing holes that makes it perfect as a spear tip.

These knives are for survival purposes like cutting firewood, building a shelter or hunting. However, they can also be used to defend yourself from a zombie attack although the machetes are preferable.

Last but not least the kit also contains the Camp Axe II, a multi-purpose hand axe with a forged steel head and an elongated glass-filled nylon handle. The entire kit comes in a rolled up storage canvas carrying case. So when the zombie apocalypse happens, don’t forget to grab your Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit and run.

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