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Classes and offices wouldn’t be such a drag with the PenPOW. Dubbed the “Secret weapon against boredom”, this weapon of mass distraction turns an innocent and harmless pencil into a one-of-a-kind paper ball catapult. Just imagine the countless hours of mayhem, limitless fun and pure mischief that can be had with this.

The PenPOW is designed by Peleg Design, whose world revolves around three basic principles: functionality, aesthetics, and humor. The PenPOW is a must-have addition to any pencil case. When not in use, this 2.2 by 0.3 by 0.4 inches stainless steel slingshot disguises itself as a fully functional and boring looking pencil clip.

When it is time to rain destructive paper balls on your enemies, just flip the PenPOW around and load it up with ammo. This mini spring loaded catapult has a tiny basket for holding your paper canon balls. Pull back the arm, aim carefully and then let go to fire.

Of course, if you want to add to the destructive power and accuracy of your paper ball attack, pop them paper balls into your mouth to create spitballs. Here is another tip. Chewing on the paper balls slightly helps make sure that your disgusting spit covers the whole thing.

And remember, if you ever get caught by a teacher with the PenPOW in your hand, just calmly tell him or her that you are just testing your physics knowledge. You just want to find out how stored potential energy can be used to fire projectiles by turning it into kinetic energy. But whatever you do, don’t aim the PenPOW at someone’s face. If you hit someone’s eye, no amount of physics knowledge will get you out of that mess.

The Peleg Design PenPOW is sold as a set of two. You can pass one to a friend to start a war. Or you can keep one as spare when your first one inevitably gets confiscated.
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